Wednesday, November 30, 2005

A message from management

To whom it may concern,

If you belong to the Genus Rattus, could you kindly refrain from running across my boot as I try to get home from the bus stop? This request applies, in particular, to any individual norvegicus that approaches or exceeds the size of my own foot. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

Sincerely,

GSH

2 Comments:

Blogger Jay said...

Perhaps the rude cat could police the streets for oversized rodents.

8:09 PM  
Blogger Ancrene Wiseass said...

Yikes!

9:28 PM  

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