Somehow, I think he'd approve

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Michel Foucault!

1. Michel Foucault can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
2. If you cut Michel Foucault in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
3. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Michel Foucault.
4. California is the biggest exporter of Michel Foucault in the world.
5. Pacman was originally called Michel Foucaultman.
6. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Michel Foucault.
7. The risk of being struck by Michel Foucault is one occurence every 9,300 years.
8. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Michel Foucault.
9. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Michel Foucault in a day!
10. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Michel Foucault.

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Oddly enough, I think some of these may actually be accurate.