So you might think, when you happen across talk of bestiality and shit early in the morning, that the source might be the internet in all its disgusting breadth of possible topics. Nope, it's the (now ex) Chairman of the CBC bringing these edifying topics to the national conversation. Please Mr. Fournier, I just had breakfast!

*I shudder to think about what kind of traffic this post might generate. Behave people!