I'm giggly, sore in every part of my body - I'm talking sore from between my toes, to the full circumference of my hip, from behind my knees to the connector between arm and shoulder - dehydrated, beyond exhausted and antisocial, and this is Day 2 (!) of rest after Wedding Week Marathon 2006. Getting off the couch, scratch that, thinking about getting off the couch makes me nauseous.

I will be back, but for now, know that I had fun, my strapless dress didn't fall down, I made a good speech and executed some sweet tackles. If you need to reach me, I will be drinking lemonade at home.