The house actually shook from the impact. Then the wail went up. I looked outside but couldn't see anything, so I ran down to double check. In the weeds beside the house, a small child holding her head and crying, a lifeless bike and a dent in the wall. I went running back in, grabbed ice packs, antiseptic wipes and bandaids, and then the little girl and her friend sat on my porch to get patched up. There was a stubbed toe that needed tending, and serious questions to be asked. "Do you have a daughter?" "How about a son?" "Are you married?" "How long have you lived here?" "My sister says that your house needs painting, are you going to paint it?" "Where's your cat?" By this time, tears had stopped flowing, explanations had been given (the bike has no brakes, so the wall of my house was the stopping mechanism) and they were off, laughing again.
7 Comments:
ouch!
I once used a tree to stop.
Not a good plan.
Ouch indeed! Brakes are better.
And lol at the new type of spam. DO NOT FOLLOW THE LINK!! It's some lame something or other, like mail order brides or pr0n or something (who cares right?!)
I'll leave the comment up for now because I think it's funny, but spam it is. I don't want whatever you're selling, honey, cuz you seryusly, seriouslly used the word "thingie" in your spam comment. You are officially voted off the island.
Hee, yeah. I don't tend to invite people to look at ... thingies.
Me neither! It must be why we're friends.
PS: aren't you headed this way sometime soon?
people who ask you to look at their thingies should not be trusted.
that is what i learned in grade two.
-julia
Don't I know it. Seriuosly.
I had hoped to head that way soon - but then I just got my contract extended by another month, so we'll have to see.
All in all, that takes it from "oh yeah, a week to ten days" to "okay, let's look into a long weekend".
Pooh.
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