How to ruin your career
In six easy steps:
1. Do stand-up even though you have little stand-up experience
2. Have a major chip on your shoulder about your lack of current success
3. Meltdown onstage when you get heckled
4. Get offensive. Then get really offensive. Then get unforgivably offensive. Aaaaand repeat.
5. Wave goodbye to your audience, your dignity and the last shreds of your career.
6. Make friends with Mel Gibson, god knows you'll need him in the lonely days ahead.
1. Do stand-up even though you have little stand-up experience
2. Have a major chip on your shoulder about your lack of current success
3. Meltdown onstage when you get heckled
4. Get offensive. Then get really offensive. Then get unforgivably offensive. Aaaaand repeat.
5. Wave goodbye to your audience, your dignity and the last shreds of your career.
6. Make friends with Mel Gibson, god knows you'll need him in the lonely days ahead.
posted by grad student hack at 6:44 AM
2 Comments:
You would think it would hard to ruin an already nonexistent career, but once again the world throws us a curveball.
Apparently there is always a lower level to hit. Rock bottom? It's got a basement.
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