Infernal

In fitting with the theme of the blog, I thought I'd spread the joy of eternal torment to others.

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

Creationists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Guys whose names start with 'W'
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

General asshats
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Hipsters
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Scientologists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Ex-downstairs neighbours
Circle VII Burning Sands

Stephen Harper and his ilk
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

The 2010 Olympic Committee, Landlords
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

The "guys whose names start with 'W'" thing is for Red. I suppose it could have been "guys who only read books about golf" or "guys who steal your copy of Garrison Keiler essays even though they are basically illiterate", but I thought I'd keep it simple for today. It may be the dusting of snow on the ground, or the homemade soy mocha in a Christmas mug on my desk, or the condemnation of others to eternal cycles of vile torment, but something has put me in a great mood today!